I must've done something good: My kids like cleaning

 I'm not talking about true cleaning. I'm talking about, here's a paper towel with a spritz of Pledge on it go and wipe things down.

But the point is, if I want a really light attempt at dust free lower shelves and couch cushions- It's taken care of!

The next step is to teach them how to vacuum. I'll be the smartest mom ever.

How to quit spending so much freaking money

It's not easy to budget or live under the cloud of fear that come with not living with some kind of budget. Lets be honest. If you're that broke, you quit looking at bills, you quit answering the phone, you spend money to feel like you're not broke. Even the idea of trying to tackle the issue makes you nauseous .

So, clearly you're not ready to get your shit together and really address the issue. Here are a few things you can do in the meantime.

1. Eat more soup.
      I big crock pot full of any of your favorite soups can last for 3 days. A dinner and two lunches. That's two $9.00 drive through extravaganzas eliminated.

2. Never light a room you're not in. Seriously- it makes no god damn sense to leave the light on in your closet, bathroom, or hallway if you're not in it. Even if you'll be right back- just turn off the lights.

3. Quit eating in your car. No chips, no burgers, no fries. I bet you if you stop eating in your car, you'll drop 5 lbs and save $30 a month.  That's 60lbs and $240 a year.......

4. Invite your friends over to your place on a Saturday night. 3 frozen pizzas and a case of beer is still way cheaper than a $75 bar tab ($75 is the minimum for good and drunk still right?)
      You'll save the gas money, you will not pass out on the street, and you won't have to contend with the obnoxious bachelorette parties that come through constantly.

Best Damn Pot of Ham and Bean Soup Ever (I shit you not)

I'm weak for a good bowl of soup. If it can be eaten with a spoon I swoon. As a busy (occasionally lazy) mom, I appreciate a pot of food that last for days.

We all like Chicken Noodle, Chili, and some people (not me) love Tomato soup. But my personal favorite is Ham and Bean Soup. I don't do anything way out and wacky with my recipe. I stay pretty close to your run of the mill soup. But, damn it is perfect every time.

This recipe does take 4 hours of simmer time. Plus the overnight soaking of your beans. So plan ahead, don't fail me now.

I also make a BIG batch. So get yourself a big soup pot.

 Best Damn Ham and Bean Soup:

•  2-4 c. of "16 Bean Soup" beans
• 8-10 cups water for boiling
• 8 oz. can tomato sauce
• 6 oz. can tomato paste
• 1 Med. Onion, diced
• 3-4 carrots peeled and diced
• 2 lbs ham steak, cubed
• sm. can of diced jalapeños- If you're using fresh, I'd go with 1 jalapeño 
• 3 cloves garlic, diced
• 2-3 tbsp. Salt, pepper to taste
• 1 tbsp. Italian seasoning
• 1-2 tsp. Paprika
  
  Directions

1. Soak 2-4 cups of "16 Bean" soup beans for at least 24 hours. Change out the water once or twice in that time- I swear it means less gas in the end. 
2. In your big soup pot, add all of the ingredients.
3. Bring it to a boil and what ever temperature you like.
4. Let it simmer for about 4 hours, stirring occasionally. Leave the lid off or half on for the whole time. Add more water if you get nervous about the boil off.

Pretty simple but with fantastic taste results.